Baseball Humor

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Batter Heckles

• I've seen monkeys take better swings!
• Get a reciept because you just got rung up.
• Cork!
• Here comes the Human Strike-Out!
• (After swinging strike) Would you like fries with that?
• (After a swinging strike) Whew! Feel the breeze.

• You want some belt with that buckle?
• Someone get some ointment, this guy just got burned.
• Someone get some honey-glaze, this ham just got smoked.
• You've had fewer hits than Vanilla Ice!
• (To Catcher) Hey_______, let go of his bat!
• Swing your purse, Sally!

• I've seen better swings on a porch!
• Everybody move in!
• You get a free bowl of soup with that swing?
• Is it hard to hold the bat with your hands around your throat?
• Hit it with your wallet! (To a guy with a fat contract)
• Nice swing Alice.

• You couldn't hit yourself out of a wet paper bag!
• What are you doing, window-shopping? Take a swing!
• This guy couldn't bat an eye!
• Bring out the butter 'cause you got toasted
• DH means Doesn't Hit?
• Take a mulligan on that swing!